I'll sing you a song,
Paint you a painting,
Dance you a dance
While you're waiting.

What shall it be,
Chocolate or soda ?
I'm having tea,
Do speak louder.

Are you hungry ?
Brown bread and treacle,
Apple maybe ?
I've a tree full.

What do you know ?
What can you tell me ?
Something to show
Or to sell me.

Ah, here he's coming now,
I'll say cheerio.
Someone to meet
And she's waiting so I'll go