Oh
Sounds like hip-hop, but it's not
'Cause then the white guitar come in
The white-people guitar
Hmm
It's like Run-DMC, you know
They came through a wall, but this is a different song

I hate the world today
You're so good to me, I know, but I can't change
I can't change
I tried to tell you, but
You look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Like sweet and sour sauce

The other day I cried
(The lady in the song, not me)
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
So, so soft
(Aight, back up, sing for me)
I can understand how you could be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one

I'm a bitch, my name's Robert
Such a bitch, whose name is Robert
I'm a bitch, yeah, I'm a bitch
I'm such a fucking bitch
I have no hopes, I have no dreams
And a tiny little peen
And it doesn't even function anyway
Because I have erectile dysfunction

So take me as I am
Just a tiny little bitch of a man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing (poetry)

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You wouldn't want it, wanwanany oh
That's tough, that's tough, for anybody that's like
That's so hard, fuck
Oh, guitar riff
Nianianianianianianianiaa
I do air guitar too
Since a child, I'm a prodigy
I'm an air guitar prodigy
Braaangitangituung
I do air bass too, and I do air drums
I'm fucking the Jackson 5 by myself

Just when you think you got me figured out
Oh, I jumped early my bad
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me
How long is the save me?

I'm a bitch, I'm there we go I'm lover
Then it goes I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
Like Burger King, have it your way

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you get hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm relieved
Can't say I'm not alive? Or Aleve?

You know you wouldn't want it any other way
Aleve is a pain medication, huh?
Mmm, mmm, I think I killed it
I mean, good luck, who's next?
Your funeral
Am I like a superstar?
Ahhhh, I think this is my new job, guys
I'm fucking, heh
You gotta get a new Z-Team guy 'cause like I'm fucking
I'm like opening, fuck, Taylor
Oh, man, this guy's still shredding?
Fuck, I can't sit down yet
Mmm
What pedal is that?
I should go to the guitar centre and figure out