When I go to war
I leave my guns at home
When I go to war
I sharpen my rubber sword

And I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home

When I go to war
I wet my favorite shirt
When I go to war
No one's gonna hurt

And I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home

And you could strike me down
You could stike me down if you want
'Cause I've already won
I've already won
'Cause I know I'm right

When I go to war
I leave my guns at home
When I go to war
I sharpen my rubber sword

And I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home
I'm not gonna come back home