I've been told politely to pay my bill
I've been deported from Loserville
I find it so, I know it don't qualify
That make me give up my place to make a space
For some new loserville find a fortunate guy

My ticket's for one way trip
Ain't gonna renew my citizenship
I'll look back through a long telescope
If ever I start looking before we met
Yet I was just another Loserville joke

My best buddy
No luck in ol' Louie
He's so glad to see me go
He said: I never want to see your face again
This was second place again
While you're at it
Please give her a little love to me

I hear the strains of Auld Lang Syne (Auld Lang Syne)
I stay by the firehouse in a Loserville line
Great bunch of guys with thick hands make me cry
Because I'm going with you to start anew
To those Loserville blues
I'm saying bye bye

(Bye bye bye bye bye, goodbye)
(Bye bye bye bye bye, goodbye)
(Bye bye bye bye bye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)

I hear the sad strands of Auld Lang Syne (Auld Lang Syne)
I stay by the firehouse of Loserville line
Great bunch of guys they can't make me cry
Because I'm going with you to start anew
To those Loserville blues bye bye (bye bye)

Bye bye (bye bye)
Bye bye (bye bye), bye bye
To those Loserville blues bye bye (bye bye)
Bye bye bye bye bye (bye bye)