Once I knew a valet
Out in Beverly Hills
He used to steal all the nice cars
Just to pay his bills
He said I'm gonna buy a Porsche
Before I die
He said: I wanna be a big dog
And so I asked why
He said

Yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat
Oh, yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat

Once I pulled into a restaurant
On the side of the road
I sat down at a table
By the window
I asked the nice waitress
For a piece of the pie
She said: You don't have to pay for that
And so I asked why
She said

Yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat
Oh, yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat (woof)

Yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat
Oh, yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat

'Cause big dogs eat

Yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat
Oh, yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat (woof)

Yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat
Oh, yeah!
Big dogs eat for free
'Cause big dogs eat