Woke up this morning with my cellphone ringing
She said, I know that when you called me
You were drinking
But I loved every single word
You left on my phone
And I know you're hungover
But I'm coming on over
Did I say we'd go shopping?
That I'd louis vuitton her?
That I'd rodeo drive her?
Slide a tiffany diamond on her?

What the hell did I say
When I called last night
Dripping loads of whiskey honey
In that message that she liked
What the hell did I say?
Gotta dial it up again
I'm writing out those lines
That fell out drunk at 3 am
What the hell did I
Hell did I, hell did I say?
What the hell did I
Hell did I, hell did I say?

Last thing I remember
I was thinking I'd call her up
And put her on speaker
While the whole bar sang free bird
Had that phone in my hand
When I ran into trouble
My friend coming over
With a couple of doubles

What the hell did I say
When I called last night
Dripping loads of whiskey honey
In that message that she liked
What the hell did I say?
Gotta dial it up again
I'm writing out those lines
That fell out drunk at 3 am
What the hell did I
Hell did I, hell did I say?
What the hell did I
Hell did I, hell did I say?

Did I say we'd go shopping?
That I'd louis vuitton her?
That I'd rodeo drive her?
Slide a tiffany diamond on her?
Did I tell her she could move in
And we'd fly out to vegas
Champagne all the way
And we'd get married by elvis

What the hell did I say
When I called last night
Dripping loads of whiskey honey
In that message that she liked
What the hell did I say?
Gotta dial it up again
I'm writing out those lines
That fell out drunk at 3 am
What the hell did I
Hell did I, hell did I say?
What the hell did I
Hell did I, hell did I say?

What the hell did I say?
What the hell did I say?