I Saw You Naked and You Were Chasing a Pig
So I Led the Police to Your House and Showed 'em Where to Dig
You Thought You Could Live in Peace
But I Saw You Naked and I Called the Police
I Saw You Naked and I Saw the Terrible Things You Did

I Saw You Naked and You Know It Made Me Sick,
I Saw You Naked You Were Camping With Scouts
I Know They Earned Some Merit Badges When the Lights Went Out
How Could You Touch Those Children?
I Saw You Naked and You Were Holding a Trout!