I'm a North Korean
I'm a South American
I'm a European
I am a Samaritan
I am a Believer
Praying for a Better World
I am an Achiever
I'm a Boy and I'm a Girl

I am a Pretender
At one with my Avatar
Real Sweat 'n Tender

I'm a South Korean
I'm a North American
I am a Norwegian
I am a Civilian
I am a Believer
Praying for a Better World
I am an Achiever
I'm a Boy and I'm a Girl

I am a Pretender
At one with my Avatar
Real Sweat n' Tender
Know what you're looking for?
Blond, Tall 'n Slender
Adventure's my Center Core
Never Surrender

Replied my Email
"Aint no Such Zone"
She'd Written 'pon It
Address Unknown
Return to Sender
Put in Her Hand
It's Second Life and
I'll Understand
I'm The Pretender
Virtually Giving Into
My Feeling and
Never Giving Up

I'm a Son Zion
I'm a Presbyterian
Used to be a Mayan
Now am a Republican
I am a Believer
Prying for a Better World
I Am an Achiever
I'm a Boy and I'm a Girl

I'm the Pretender
At one with my Avatar
Real Sweat 'n 'Tender
Know what You're Looking For?
Blond, Tall 'n Slender
Adventure's my Center Core
Never Surrender