And if you can't dance in high heels
Then don't come in high heels
And if you can't pace your drinking
Then you shouldn't skip your meals

Well, you can't afford a taxi
And you can't afford a night bus
Oh, honey, take it easy
Oh, honey, come back to us

We're so worried about
We're so worried about Rochelle
Rochelle
We're so worried about
We're so worried about Rochelle
Rochelle

You should eat when you're hungry
You should stop when you're not
And drink a long glass of water
When you get too hot

Oh, those bad things you say
In such an underhand way
You've forgotten how it feels
And you can't dance in high heels

We're so worried about
We're so worried about Rochelle
Rochelle
We're so worried about
We're so worried about Rochelle
Rochelle