Tracy, keep a straight face, take me more seriously
Tracy, I got my eye on a maisonette in Leigh-on-sea
When you bent down I think I saw something I shouldn't see
Tracy, I've seen you round Leytonstone recently

I got a compass and sextant
I got a telescope
I got a map of the stars at night
I got a waterproof coat

I checked out the barometer
I read the weathervane
I got sensible walking shoes
I got my walking cane

Tracy, I've been looking down the M11 link road
Tracy, remember how we chained ourselves to the old tree?
Tracy, I've seen you down the pool recently
Tracy, we don't play two shots on the black