From Putney Bridge to Walthamstow
We are men who find it easy
To love and let go
The girl that I married
Always used to tell me so;
She should know

I thought I'd made it perfectly clear
You're the kind of friend
I want to keep around here
But if you want to do the wrong thing
Then go and do the wrong thing

I think about you now and then
You dressed head to toe in H&M
I look skinny 'round the wrists
But I swear I'm too fat to look cool,
Like you

I thought I'd made it perfectly clear
You're the type of friend
I want to keep around here
But if you want to do the wrong thing
Then go and do the wrong thing

I thought I'd made it obvious
I thought you knew what I felt
About the two of us
But if you want to do the wrong thing
Then go and do the wrong thing