(feat. Dicky Barrett of the Bosstones)

What's with that scally cap
His head has gotta smell like crap
Never seen a bar of soap
Fitzy is a fucking dope

Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now

Lenny grab those fucking shears
Just watch out for those big dumb ears
Cut his hair for once and all
Shave his head and then his balls

Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now