Isn't It Rich,
Aren't We a Pair
Me Here At Last On the Ground,
You in Mid-air
Send in the Clowns
Isn't It Bliss,
Don't You Approve
One Who Keeps Tearing Around,
One Who Can't Move
Where Are the Clowns?
Send in the Clowns

Just When I Stopped Opening Doors
Finally Knowing the One That I Wanted Was Yours
Making My Entrance Again With My Usual Flair
Sure of My Lines - no One Is There

Don't You Love Farce,
My Fault I Fear
I Thought That You'd Want What I Want,
Sorry My Dear
But Where Are the Clowns
There Ought to Be Clowns
Quick Send in the Clowns

What a Surprise,
Who Could Foresee?
I've Come to Feel About You What You Felt About Me
Why Only Now When I See That You've Drifted Away
What a Surprise, What a Cliché

Isn't It Rich, Isn't It Queer
Losing My Timing This Late in My Career
And Where Are the Clowns
Quick Send in the Clowns
Don't Bother They're Here.