He wants to speak to you of knowledge
The wisdom He has come to learn
He's climbed the tower that reaches to the heavenly bodies
And he wants to share with you in turn
(Pay the price, buy the book, see the movie)
He wants to share with you in turn

Your registration fee and classes (Ah-ah-ah)
Your secret scripts and 3D glasses
Equip you fully for the spiritual journey
Of ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic clashes
(Pay the price, buy the book, see the movie)
Ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic flashes

Now we can see your deepest longings
And we have miracles for sale
But please don't look into our eyes
You'll see the same fears, the same tears

He wants to open up a franchise
Now you can own your very own church
Wear robes and crosses, they'll call you "Reverend"
And wait for you to give them all the truth
(Pay the price, buy the book, see the movie)
Wait for you to give them all the truth