Mom and Dad don't send me checks anymore
Sister tells them I spend it all on a whore
Mama I promise I won't buy drugs anymore
Daddy I swear I didn't tell Mama
That I saw you downtown on the corner
Talkin' up a storm with some friends of ours
Sister why don't you shut up and go watch T.V.
Damn it I'm feelin' broker than a bum
Mom and Dad don't send me checks anymore