I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe
But today
If you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
You're insane
Or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention
To a word that I say

In a way, I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey

So passe, nowadays
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way

I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings
And decided maybe that you were gay

In a way, I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe

Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, heeey, hey, hey