I just want my fortune now
I don't care where or when or how
I don't want the dustbin
Or the cuddly toy
I'm going for the jackpot
Boy oh boy oh boy

See me on the box
See me winning lots of loot oh yeah
Silly kids games
Grabbing cash off that old coot oh yeah

Now I've got the replies to all the questions
There's just one thing that I should mention
When I win all the loot
Don't you have no fear
I'm going to take my hols
In Kampuchea yeah

And it's been a pleasure
Thanks a million
I hope you like the show
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