Who can dunk a peanut butter whoa Clawhammer Clyde
Make you lose your breath and stutter whoa Clawhammer Clyde
Who eats bears and alligators whoa Clawhammer Clyde
Chews 'em up like hash brown taters whoa Clawhammer Clyde

When they see Clyde a ridin' into to town they run and hide
He got big claw hammer on each side whoa Clawhammer Clyde

Who's the world's most ugly outlaw whoa Clawhammer Clyde
A purple eyes and a chin like hog jawl whoa Clawhammer Clyde
Who makes wolfman really shimmy whoa Clawhammer Clyde
A makes him a give when he says a gimme me whoa Clawhammer Clyde

When they see Clyde a ridin'...

His mama's name was don't be true his daddy's name was sin
He wears a black leather cap with long ear flaps that flip-flop in the wind
He got a big black hoss that calls him boss and boots made of lizard hide
I said a pull them shades and run for cover here come Clawhammer Clyde

Whoa who that creature I see comin' whoa Clawhammer Clyde
A makes the posse take off runnin' whoa Clawhammer Clyde
If you give him hokus pockus whoa Clawhammer Clyde
He knocks your eyeballs out of focus whoa Clawhammer Clyde

When they see Clyde a ridin'...
When they see Clyde a ridin'...