I'll bet I can describe
The man you're gonna fall in love with
He's all the things I'll never be
To you

I know he's all in my mind
The man you're gonna fall in love with
But he's real enough to steal your heart
No matter what I do

The man you're gonna fall in love with
After you leave me
He'll love you strong
He'll love you sweet
The man you're gonna fall in love with
He'll have the money in the bank
And wash the dishes, too

I keep comparing myself
To the man you're gonna fall in love with
But I know I'll never measure up
To half the man he'll be for you

I know it's premature
But I hate that bastard
Whoever he is
And I'll hate him more
When you're his