Satan sucks, but you're the best!
Holy smokes, you passed the test.
When I'm with you, I feel blessed.
My chinchilla.

Satan sucks, but you're okay!
Since you came, things go my way.
Here tomorrow, here today.
My chinchilla.

One day I woke up and everything was beautiful;
my troubles had all fallen out the window!

Satan sucks, but you're divine!
Sitting pretty by my side.
My oh my!
My chinchilla.