You say either and I say either
You say neither I say neither
Either either, neither neither
Lets call the whole thing off

You say potato I say patattah
You say tomato I say creole tomatah
Lets call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and
Oh, if we ever part
That would break my heart

I say ursta you say oyster
Im not gonna stop eatin urstas
Just cause you say oysters,
Lets call the whole thing off

I say pajamas you say pajamas
Sugar, whats the problem?
For we know we need each other so
Wed better call the calling off off

Oh lets call it off, oh lets call it off
Oh lets call it off, baby lets call it off

Sugar why dont we call it off,
Im talking baby why call it off
Lets call the whole thing off