This time, I'd say that we bit off more than we could chew
But sure look, let's just all charge in like we always do
It's just one scrawny lad in the hall on his own
Now how could we have known 'twas a lich on the throne?

From afar, he just seemed like an auld man in a cloak
'Till he opened his mouth and the room filled with smoke
Then out steps around twenty figures in robes
Now I'm starting to think that this fight might be close

But it's under control, now this'll be grand
Half the lads are convulsing as he lifts his hand
Then he turns right towards me and whispers again
And it dawns on me this is the end

So here we are, down to the line
And now, the Healer's just gone and died
Well, as far as things go, well, it couldn't be worse
So if we're going down, then let's hit where it hurts
Now, we're outmanned and outgunned
And now, the Rogue's just rolled a one
And maybe the Bard's got a plan up his sleeve
But he's lost both his arms
This has gone worse than you could believe

Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley
Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley
Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley
Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley

I lock eyes with the Paladin from across the room
Knowing well it's the end as our love started to bloom
How I wish this'd gone the way that we had thought
Or this song could say how good you looked as you fought

The Bard charges at me, risen up from the dead
With no arms to strum, as I turn and hack off his head
And my love charges into the grunts fair and brave
Wiping all of them out with a destructive wave

Oh, what I'd give for one last time to hold her
They say beauty's in the eye of the beholder
And we're facing something much worse in this room
And my love, I think we might be doomed

So here we are, down to the line
And now, the Monk is starting to cry
Well, as far as it goes, now it couldn't be worse
So if we're going down, then let's hit where it hurts
Now, we're outmanned and outgunned
This was over before it begun
And who even made this campaign from the start
Because honestly, this has become such a pain in the arse

The Druid's in ruins, the Ranger is skewered
The Mage could have helped, but he's been hewn in two
The Paladin's armor has broken right through
So, my friends, let me bid yis' adieu

So here we are, I'm down to the line
And now, the whole party has died
Well, as far as it goes, this has been a disaster
I'm grabbing a crossbow and shooting that bastard
And it's just him and me left
I fire a bolt right between his two legs
As far as it goes, that's a win in my books
As I fall to my knees and and give him a last look
As the room fades to black and then forward I fall
'Twas a pleasure to fight by your side
And to serve with you all