Oh, that Appalachia way
Runs from Georgia clear up to Maine
Oh, that Carolina sand
Runs from Kill Devil Hills out to cold Greenland

I said lord, lord, lord, lord, lord
Na, na, na, na, na

Can you summon fire baby?
With a simple flint and stone
If you can't then baby
You better go back to what you know

I said lord, lord, lord, lord, lord
Na, na, na, na, na

Who put me in heavy metal?
If you know the answer, I don't care
I have a kick ass harpsichord
That's right

I saw you dancing with the devil
I'll tell ya kid, you're better off
Playing leap frog with a unicorn
That's right

I said hey now, it's a long road to where we go