Les:
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Stan and Kyle together:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptations

Les:
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Cartman:
Ample parking day or night
People shouting "howdy, neighbor!"

Les:
Headin' on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

Kenny (mumbles):
I like girls with big, fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas

Les:
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine