I've been working on myself you see
Somewhat unsuccessfully
I've been taking tips from cellphone screens
More fool me

I've been listening to news too much
Partial with your roots would do some good
From what I understand we're misunderstood
Oh, my love

And my car just failed it's M. O. T
I got antisocial anxiety
And, and it's right from north and down by the sea
It's antisocial anxiety
Come on, come on
The TV is never wrong
So play along, along

I've been working on my social gain
Posting pictures of the meals I make
Getting likes is not a piece of cake
Trust me
So take a leap out of the open door
One foot in front of the other
Maybe I wish I'd never bothered
But hey, maybe I won't

And my car just failed it's M. O. T
I got antisocial anxiety
And it's right from north and down by the sea
It's antisocial anxiety
Come on, come on
The TV is never wrong
So play along, along

Turns out Jane didn't have a good time
A picture of champagne in a sparkling wine
Alex on the beach were living on their own
The people having a good time don't post on their phone

I've been working on myself you see
Somewhat unsuccessfully
I've been taking tips from cellphone screens
More fool me
More fool me
More fool me
More fool me