Bairds Bar called when they got the word
they said "I suppose you've heard"
about Gazza.

Well I went to the telly and I stuck up the text
I said to myself well what the hell next
the huns have gone and signed
a Geordie prick.

Oh I don't know why he's signing or what he's going to do
I guess he's trying to put Mikhailitchenko on the bru
cause for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza...who the f**k is Gazza)

24 years waiting for a treat
to slag him from the Gallowgate when the he begins to greet
yeah for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza...who the f**k is Gazza)

We grew up together Gazza and Jim
he was an arsehole I was a TIM
me and Gazza

Now I know he's fat and he weighs a tonne
but I never thought he'd become a hun
fat boy Gazza.

Oh I don't know why he's signing or what he's going to do
I guess he's trying to put Mikhailitchenko on the bru
cause for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza...who the f**k is Gazza)

24 years waiting for a treat
to slag him from the Gallowgate when the poof begins to greet
yeah for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza...who the f**k is Gazza)

Who the f**k is Gazza?