I like pretty things, Krispy Kremes, diamond rings
I like unicorns, strawberries, X-rated porn
I like orange juice, flashing swords, and chocolate mousse
I like dropping bombs, termination, killer songs

I like cups of tea, trampolining, sexy dreams
I like apple pie, mixing beats and telling lies
I like history boys, cutting cakes, and children's toys
I like dinosaurs, pterodactyl, watch me roar!

T-Rex, dinosaur sex
T-Rex, dinosaur sex
Watch them roar, watch them roar
Watch me be like a dinosaur

T-Rex, dinosaur sex
T-Rex, dinosaur sex
Watch them roar, watch them roar
Watch me be like a dinosaur

Like a dinosaur
Like a dino-what?

I like strip machines, LDN, and getting lean
I like jungle fun with girls and boys and everyone
I like pretty shoes, playing games that you never lose
I like space hoppers, scenic rides in helicopters

I like spelling bee, L-I-C-K my ice cream
I like your ugly face, water fights with boys who chase
I fancy LaChappelle, photographs, he takes them well
I love dinosaurs, pterodactyl, watch me roar!

T-Rex, dinosaur sex
T-Rex, dinosaur sex
Watch them roar, watch them roar
Watch me be like a dinosaur

T-Rex, dinosaur sex
T-Rex, dinosaur sex
Watch them roar, watch them roar
Watch me be like a dinosaur

Like a dinosaur
Like a dinosaur
Like a dinosaur
Like a dinosaur

T-Rex, dinosaur sex
T-Rex, dinosaur sex
Watch them roar, watch them roar
Watch me be like a dinosaur

T-Rex, dinosaur sex
T-Rex, dinosaur sex
Watch them roar, watch them roar
Watch me be like a dinosaur