Golly, my brain's rotting away
Dumber and dumberer every day
Laughin' at mm mm monke memes
Totally tearing at the seams
But I'm having a good time
Gettin stupider, stupider, dur dur
But no matter how dumb I get
Just know that

You won't catch me sleeping in the nether
That's impossible, impossible
Sleeping in the nether
It's unnatural, no
You won't catch me sleeping in the nether

Pog, pogchamp, that's all I know
I'm sayin' yeehaw everywhere I go
Pogtatoes and catjams for breakfast
Pluto is a planet, I stand behind this
You can call me crazy
Well to that I say, big chungus, 'cause I'm lazy
Music go brr, music go brr, music go brr

You won't catch me sleeping in the nether
That's impossible, impossible
Sleeping in the nether
It's unnatural, no
You won't catch me sleeping in the nether
That's impossible, impossible
Sleeping in the nether
It's unnatural, woah!
You won't catch me sleeping in the nether