My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile
With my heart

My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile
With my heart

Your looks
Are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet
You're
My favourite
Work of art

Is your figure
Less than greek
Is your mouth
A little weak
When you open it
To speak
Are you smart?
(Yeah)

Don't change
A hair for me
Not
If you care for me
Stay
Little Valentine
Stay
Each day
Is Valentine's day

Is your figure
Less than greek
Is your mouth
A little weak
When you open it
To speak
Are you smart?

Don't change
A hair for me
Not if you
Care for me
Stay
Little Valentine
Stay each day
Is Valentine's day