I saw my neighbours on the news today
They screamed about some snipers in our block
I turned it off, finished my sixpack
And started to reload my m-16

This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is my life and this is for fun

I am the american dream
I am america

I keep my town clean and fresh
Free from enemies, no more mess
I pump the bastards so full of lead
That you hardly can turn them over