* If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do all night together
If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do until forever

I bought myself a brand new tractor
It sounds just like a nuclear reactor
I feed my cows and milk my chickens
And I [WHAT!? I tried ]

But honey if you like to start a family
We would have to do it like the flowers and the bees

*If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do all night together
If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do until forever

Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-oh
Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-o-o-oh
Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-oh
Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-o-o-oh

I wear ? and shirts by Pringle
And every night I go out to mingle
I'm sick and tired of being single
I dance so hard my head goes tingle

Honey if you like to start a family
We would have to do it like the flowers and the bees

*If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do all night together
If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do until forever

Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-oh
Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-o-o-oh
Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-oh
Diddley diddley doodley do whoa-o-o-o-oh

[ repeat 3x]
*If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do all night together
If you do that diddley dee for me
I'll do that diddley doo for you
And we will diddley doodley do until forever