Hello boys I bet you're wonderin' where I've been.
What kind of fix have I been gettin' my fool self in.
Have I been hittin' the hard stuff? No!
Locked up? Well, that ain't so.
Am I in love?.

Yeah, buddy, you got that right.
She's the queen of my Saturday nights.
No ifs, no maybes,
I'm her Beau and she's my baby.
Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?
Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!

Come on boys, quit lookin' at me like I lost my mind.
You'd all give up your honky tonkin' for a gal like mine.
Is she a looker? I'd say so.
She wrote the book from head to toe.
Am I hooked?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right.
She's the queen of my Saturday nights.
No ifs, no maybes,
I'm her Beau and she's my baby.
Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?
Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!

Instrumental break.

Met her momma? No, not yet.
Am I gonna? Yeah, you bet!
Is she the one?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right.
She's the queen of my Saturday nights.
No ifs, no maybes,
I'm her Beau and she's my baby.
Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?
Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!

Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!