She's so retarded, the other retards call her: Retarded retard!
But she has the prettiest voice I have ever heard when she goes

Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee
Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee

When she sings it's like retarded angels getting retarded wings
I love to hear that retard when she goes

Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee
Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee

You are my favorite fucking retard
Don't let anyone put you down
You are my favorite fucking retard
Don't let anyone put you down

I'm so impressed by all the goofy stuff you do
Sometimes I wish that I was retarded too, so I could go

Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee
Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee

You are my favorite fucking retard
Don't let anyone put you down
You are my favorite fucking retard
Don't let anyone bring you down