Met you on Myspace
We got real close
I told you all my secrets
You told me most

But our relationship was torn
When I found out
You had a horn

Unicorn, Unicorn, I met you on Myspace
You have a horn
Unicorn, Unicorn I met you on myspace

You said you were 12
And you lived in my nabe
But your really 300
And you live in a cave

I should have known then
I should have known then
A stallion and a pony
Were your top two friends