Standing on a golf course dressed in P.V.C
I chanced upon a Golf Girl selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one full right to the brim
So of course I had to have one in fact I ordered three
So I could watch the Golf Girl, could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course after drinking tea
It started raining golf balls and she protected me
Her name was Pat and we sat under a tree
She kissed me

We go for walks in fine weather
All together on the golf course, we talk in morse

Standing on a golf course dressed in P.V.C
I chanced upon a Golf Girl selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one full right to the brim
So of course I had to have one in fact I ordered three
So I could watch the Golf Girl, could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course after drinking tea
It started raining golf balls and she protected me
Her name was Pat and we sat under a tree
She kissed me