Cats and dogs are not our friends
They just pretend, they just pretend
It's just emotions we invent
Like photographs we put on shelves

Cats and dogs are not our friends
Scratch their ears, they'll wave their tails
And if it rains again next weekend
It's all because of them

Little doggy, come to mummy

Cats and dogs are not our friends
They just pretend, they just pretend
It's just emotions we invent
So we forget we're by ourselves

Little catty, come to daddy

Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf
Miaou miaou, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf

I know they're friends
I know they're friends
I know they're friends
I know they're friends

You feed your dog, you feed your cat
You feed your pets, you feed the world around