She doesn't care
Whether or not he's an island.
She doesn't care,
Just as long as his ship's coming in.
She doesn't care
Whether or not he's an island (oh no).
They laugh, they make money,
He's got a gold watch,
She's got a silk dress
And healthy breasts
That bounce
On his Italian leather sofa.

She doesn't care
Whether or not he's a good man.
She doesn't care,
Just as long as she still has her friends.
She doesn't care
Whether or not he's an island.
They laugh, they make money,
He's got a gold watch,
She's got a silk dress,
And healthy breasts
That bounce
On his Italian leather sofa

INSTRUMENTAL

She's got a serrated edge
That she moves back and forth.
It's such a simple machine,
She doesn't have to use force.
When she gets what she wants,
She puts the rest on a tray
In a Ziploc bag..
(x2)

...in the freezer.
(ohh no)

She doesn't care
Whether or not he's an island.
She doesn't care,
Just as long as his ship's coming in.
(all right, here it comes, here it comes)
She doesn't care
Whether or not he's an island.
They laugh, they make money,
He's got a gold watch,
She's got a silk dress,
And healthy breasts
That bounce
On his Italian leather sofa.