I walked into the gymnasium
With a corsage in my hands
Pulled a girl out
Of the big crowd
And invited her to dance

Everybody's laughing out loud
I don't know what they're laughing about..

Checked my ankles for my trousers
My back for a 'kill me' sign
Bribed the dj with a dollar
Tell me, what was the punch line?

Everybody's laughing out loud
I don't know what they're laughing about..

Everybody's pointing their fingers
Everyone's painting me red
Everybody's pointing their fingers
And I'm wishing I was dead

Everybody's laughing out loud
I don't know what they're laughing about..