Aw, you dog, you dirty dog,
You better stop your sniffing around like that;
I know just what you're driving at!

Aw, you dog, you salty dog,
You sniffing, snapping, yipping, yapping,
Aw, you dog!

They got the news all over town,
You and my wife been running 'round,
Stop it 'fore I mow you down,
Aw, you dog!

Deacon Green's been talking, too,
He says that he saw you
Kiss my wife in the pew,
Aw, you dog!

Aw, you dog, you ornery dog,
You better stop your sniffing around like that;
I know just what you're driving at!

Aw, you dog, you ornery, salty dog,
You sniffing, snapping, yipping, yapping,
Aw, you dog!

Aw, you dog, you dirty, dirty dog,
You sniffing, snapping, yipping, yapping,
Aw, you dog!