London bridge and with our land of pain
I'm thinking "oh my God, this can't be happening."
Looking backwards, I can see a trend
It's gonna be a mess that we can never mend

I hope your oxbridge education serves you well
I'll try the best I can
But it might give you hell

Cause I will break your heart
I will break your heart in the end
But while we're at the start, she said
While we're at the start, let's pretend
That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end

If you want, I could put on a show
For all our friends to see, yeah they don't need to know
We spend the summer in the sweet disguise
And when it falls apart it will be no surprise

I hope your oxbridge education serves you well
I'll try the best I can
But it might give you hell

Cause I will break your heart
I will break your heart in the end
But while we're at the start, she said
While we're at the start, let's pretend
That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end

Oh, I hope your oxbridge education serves you well
I'll try the best I can
But I know I'll give you hell

Cause I will break your heart
I will break your heart in the end
But while we're at the start, she said
While we're at the start, let's pretend
Cause I will break your heart
I will break your heart in the end
But while we're at the start, she said
While we're at the start, let's pretend
That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end