You're a blue ribbon surprise
A hot mold plastic dinosaur
You're a starfish from Florida
Give the machine another quarter
Watch it appear
Oooh you souvenir

Take yourself a handful of sand
And put it in your hat for awhile
Or how about this rubber band
You could be my good luck charm
When you appear
Oooh souvenir
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
Souvenir
I waited for you all year

I am so evil in the morning
But now that we have come this far
Don't say I gave you no warning
And don't make me stop this car

When you appear
Oooh souvenir
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
Souvenir
Souvenir
I waited for you all year