And when I'm driving in my car
Your truck plows right through the red light
But when you get out I know that it will all be okay
Because you've got a mustache and it is happy, so am I

My, car, is fucked, but I don't, seem to care
Cuz, you've got, a nice beard

Your facial hair is so damn nice
Your follicles call out to me

And as I walk from the scene he turns around and, looks at me
He smiles and winks and I am so god damn happy, so is he