I'll sing you a little folk song of history
Dinosaurs once devoured fresh kills
Today man looks for yuppie meat
Men are mother-fuckers when they don't get unloaded

Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus

The Romans were once cum-monsters
They'd win battles just to rape the losers bitches
Part man, part monster
Take care of your ass when they're cumming! Cumasaurus!

Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus

You all know that history repeats itself! [x 4]