Please Mr. Hanelei, would you tell me what to do?
Please Mr. Hanelei, I don't know what to do.
Alice hurt her back.
Brother Greg almost drowned on his surfboard
A spider almost killed Peter.
A wall decoration almost killed me.
The Tiki, it is evil.
I don't know what to do
So please Mr. Hanelei.
I don't know what to do.

Mr Hanelie, we found this evil Tiki and it's bringing us bad luck.
Could you please help us?
When I was young, my father told me of an ancient burial ground. He said to never go, I never go.
But please Mr. Hanelie! You're our only hope.
Then I will tell you

So we went far away. The bus driver said that we were crazy.
And we went towards the cave leaving my popcorn as a trail to safety and I liked my popcorn, I liked my popcorn.
And we met Vincent Price and his tiki named Oscar and we have one man to thank.
We have one man to thank, one man to thank.
Mr. Hanelei