You see him in the anchor
On most days but every night
On the weller or playing darts
You see his game is really tight

Ooooooooooooooooohh ooooooooooooooooohh
Leslie don't you know
There's more than your little town
There's a big big world to see
But you're so scared to leave

Leslie parlafitt
Leslie parlafitt

About as right as you can get
And no he's not afraid of it
He'll put you right on immigrants
And blunkett lets have parlafitt

Ooooooooooooooooohh ooooooooooooooooohh
Leslie don't you know
There's more than your little town
There's a big big world to see
But you're so scared to leave

He was born in '83
And this town he'll never leave
Question he smiles that smile question on a saturday
Night
Especially if he starts a fight

Ah-sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la

Leslie don't you know
There's more than your little town
There's a big big world to see
But you're so scared to leave

Leslie parlafitt
Leslie parlafitt