Oh, we're the Mario Brothers
And plumbing's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
When your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double
We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers, uh

Hoo-hoo-hooked on the brothers
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo

You're in for a treat, so hang onto your seat
Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
You'll meet Koopas and Troopas, the Princess and the others
Hanging with the plumbers, you'll get hooked on the brothers

To the bridge
Uh, uh

I said: H-h-h-hooked on the brothers (the brothers, the brothers)