Put a Straw Under Baby
Your Good Deed For the Day
Put a Straw Under Baby
Keep the Splinters Away.

Let the Corridors Echo
As the Dark Places Grow
Hear Superior's Footsteps
On the Landing Below.

There's a Place in the Orchard
Where no One Dare Go
The Last Nun Who Went There
Turned Into a Crow.

Turned Into a Crow-crow
Turned Into a Crow
The Last Nun Who Went There
Turned Into a Crow.

There's a Brain in the Table
There's a Heart in the Chair
And They All Live in Jesus
It's a Family Affair.