I'm just looking for some britches
I'm just looking for some underwear
Nobody seems to understand
Nobody seems to care

I'm just shopping at the K-Mart
Everybody's in the way
I'm just shopping at the K-Mart
Everybody seems to say
AHahAHahAHahAHahAHahAHah....

I'm looking for some magazines
I'm looking for the real scene
Just looking for some underwear
And nobody seems to care

Repeat Chorus

We'll be shopping at the K-Mart
We'll be shopping at the K-Mart
We'll be shopping at the K-Mart
We'll be shopping at the K-Mart