Spoken:
Natural law is predictable and clear, but not here.
Step into the Mystery Spot.
You sir and you ma'am! It's all inside.

Come along and dance, dance, dance!
Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka.
Scientific evidence can't explain the dance
It's called the Mystery Spot Polka.
Poltergeists or polka guys
Let the spirits rise, supernatural as can be
Come along and dance, dance, dance
Feels as if the house repealed the laws of gravity.

Come along and dance, dance, dance
Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka
Come along and play the game
Indeed without a name
It's the Mystery Spot Polka
Mysteries will be revealed
Wheel within a wheel in a machinery of grace
Every spot's a mystery spot
Planet Earth's a polka dot
A-spin in outer space.

Spoken:
This way to the egress, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Watch your step, please.