Baby I got the whiskey: And you got the gin
Let's both baby drink: And get drunk again

Hey whiskey: Uh what you say gin
Let's both baby drink: And get drunk again

It don't make me no difference: How drunk you may be
Since you don't hold back baby: Honey in loving me

Hey I got the washboard: And you got the tub
Let's put them together: Baby and we'll rub‑a‑dub‑dub

Hey washboard: What you say tub
Let's put them together: Baby and we'll rub‑a‑dub‑dub

It don't make me no difference: How tired you may be
Since you don't hold back baby: Honey in rubbing with me